I would like to congratulate 2 of my best friends on tying the knot on July 12th, 2008. The wedding was amazing i know that I had alot of fun and it is definitely an event that i will never forget.

Here is my best man speech….

Hi everyone my name is Joshua and I am Stevens best man. I just wanna start out by saying i would like to thank American Express for sponsoring this event and thanking the bride and groom for inviting everyone to this great party we are having. I would like to thank all of you for coming as well. So I remember many moons ago steven here talking everyday about this girl down the hall from his office named Mel. All i heard out of his mouth for months is she is so cool, she is so pretty and he would tell me all these stories about her. He really really liked her. Being the sweet guy he was he bought her some cold stone one day and that was it. So a couple days later Melissa came over to the apartment. They weren’t even dating at this point. Steven was enjoying the festivities, maybe a little too much and you know later in the night there was only a select group of us left and I remember steven sitting on the floor in front of his computer and singing a song called ” The first day of my life” to Melissa. In the song he talks about being blind until he met her and it says I don’t know where I am I don’t know where I’ve been But I know where I want to go and I think he knew what he was talking about  that night cause I stand before you on there wedding day. Good choice man. I hope i have what you have some day. You know a bunch of little water bottles and fans with your names on it. Just remember you two that a successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. If i can get everyone to raise there glasses. I would like to be the first to get a large group together to officially congratulate The Mr. And Mrs. on there Marriage and eternal happiness together.

So its 4:23 in the morning and im sitting outside in the rain waiting for Apple to open so i can get my iPhone 3g. Im tired yet can fall asleep no matter what i try. Its gonna be awesome in 3 1/2 hours when i can get in there and get me a new toy.

So let me tell you a little story about me

This is the type of women i normally end up with…

Then i end up doing this…..

I finally found a woman to do what is shown below and i feel it slipping through my fingers…..

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{update} .. Yeah definitely slipped through.

So after the train wreck of a post yesterday which i know nobody got to read, Be grateful I was being a whiny little bitch, I come back at you with a better understanding of the previous subject. Here are my thoughts….

So once again with the woman who will someday ( in the not to far future, i hope) make me  an even better man. I went off on a little tiff yesterday about this and that and i realized that I was way to anxious and impatient like dumping all the cereal outta the box to get to the prize while your still in the aisle at the store. Well lets play with the cereal analogy some more. This woman is a tattered box in the corner of a cereal factory some where. She needs to repair herself and figure out whats going inside. I hope its fruity pebbles, yummy. OK enough of that. So i talked to my relationship advisor ( ooh fancy ) and she explained alot to me about what i was doing, which is not good, and alot about whats going on day to day with her. I realize my flaws and i realize you need your space. I’m sorry I smothered you. I just got really excited.

I heard about how much fun you had this weekend and I think its great that you are out there feeling what its like to be free for once. You deserve it. I will sit back and be a really sweet guy but give you your space until you are ready for me to step in and fill the part, whatever that part happens to be.

Be happy You are an amazing woman.

So I was looking through some of my previously answered questions on answers.yahoo.com today and i found this which is now quite a bit more relevant in my life at this point.

Question for young men?

what is the appeal with us older women??no complaints..just curious.

And this was my answer a year ago.

I have always wanted to be with an older woman im 21 now and have always thought a woman like 35 would be great for me. One of the bigger things is that you can teach us so much about the female which most men at our age or younger is scared to death of. I know I was. Some guys are stupid and brag about it to there friends. I would love to be with an older woman mostly for the fact that i am tired of the high school bullshit that i still have to deal with. Older women have there shit together and thats very attractive.

Maybe i actually have my shit together when it comes to women and its finally paying off. Im happy now.

Check it out if you will.